wanderlustedteens:

vethica:

cyrillusisbadass:

erectionsandtea:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

Britney Spears

Vanessa Hudgens

Angelica Pickles

Raven

Isabella

Bubbles

Scuttle

My dad’s GPS

Me

EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST

holy fucking perfect!

oh my god

I did not think this would be so funny but it is.

I lost it at scuttle.

(via l-nfinite)

realityistoorealforme:

lifes-little-ways:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE’S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

*goat scream*

(via livinlifee)

loveanddrevenge:

gay-nations:

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

omfg

(via livinlifee)

rupaulsfootrace:

sexting-your-grandma:

Is getting heartbroken a hobby????

No honey, it’s a career

(via forever90s)